Santa
Santa Claus and a three-year-old walk into a bar...
Apparently, Santa likes a shot of whiskey in his coffee. Maybe that's why he was so patient and sweet with Riley. He even delighted Riley by telling him he likes to play Angry Birds Star Wars on his phone just like Cousin Rene does.
Yes, Riley was sticking out his tongue. He now prefers to take silly pictures instead of straightforward ones. So get used to that tongue, blog viewers.
Riley later ran into Santa again. This time St. Nick gave him some chocolate coins. "Gelt!" Riley exclaimed. I said, "Riley, maybe Santa is Jewish." He took one suspicious look at the guy and said, "No, Santa's not Jewish." He added later that Santa does like to play dreidel.
Apparently, Santa likes a shot of whiskey in his coffee. Maybe that's why he was so patient and sweet with Riley. He even delighted Riley by telling him he likes to play Angry Birds Star Wars on his phone just like Cousin Rene does.
Yes, Riley was sticking out his tongue. He now prefers to take silly pictures instead of straightforward ones. So get used to that tongue, blog viewers.
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